Belated Valentines Day

Yea, I know V day's over, but I saw this on Engadget and couldn't resist:
Valentine's day love letters to our gadgets

Sonnet 18 for SE K800i

K800i, shall I compare thee to other phones?
Thou art more featured than the competition:
Rough winds do not affect thine call quality,
And others don't often play one's AACs;
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
Though not oft' is your reflective display dimm'd;
And every fair mobile phone sometime declines,
By chance or unexpected water damage:
But thy eternal email access shall not fade
Thanks partially to possession of fair insurance;
Nor shall others brag that they also own you,
For my particular K800i has goatse stickers:

So long as peeps can speak, and fingers can text,
So long lives this K800i, thy gives social life to me.


Dearest DirecTV HR20,


I know that our relationship was dysfunctional. Actually, all the dysfunction was on your side, but I'm not here to point fingers -- I'm here to tell you that I want to give it another shot.

Ever since I went to your little sister, the H20, things just haven't been the same. Now, I'm not saying she's stupid, but sometimes it seems as though she has no memory whatsoever, and I'm not sure I can live like that. Maybe I'm just spoiled by the way you unwaveringly watched all the shows I enjoyed most, and could faithfully recite them back to me. I don't know, but I want it back in my life.

I know that you've been really busy lately between warranty repair and the constant firmware upgrades, but I feel like your disposition has improved, your flakiness has diminished, and you're altogether a better DVR than when I left you. Please, be mine.

Forever yours (or at least until the D-HR20P comes out),
Chris


Dear Ubuntu,


I know I'm still married to Windows, and that you caught me fooling around with OS X, but I promise you're my true love, and that someday I'll throw them all aside for you. It's just complicated, you know? I haven't had the guts to break it to Windows yet, but I swear I'm planning to tell them soon about how things just sort of happened between us. It's not like either of us planned this. I thought I'd just flirt a little bit with your Live CD, but before I knew it was installing you onto my old Gateway desktop and spending night after night with you.

You just have to be patient with me. If we really love each other we'll work everything out and be together, right? Besides, you do have to admit you have a few issues you need to work on. I mean, I know I'm not perfect, but you definitely have some things you need to change about yourself before I can toss aside everything in my life to spend it with you. I love you, but I can't spend my time trying to make you into the perfect OS. So please don't be upset that I'm spending tonight with Windows, I promise that the marriage is over and that I'll make it up to with a shiny new widescreen monitor next week.

Love,
Peter

Jing Yi's note: Mr P is going to have a fit if /when he sees this-- esp Sonnet 18 for SE K800i

class decor

and we need a new blog template
this one is dull and sad.. andd.. Q_Qs

and anyone want to decor the class.
or we can do mr.bean style
bomb
burst!

gahh. i'm like fuzzied.

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First Day of School

Talking Cock in Parliment

Blogger and Youtube hate me, so I'll just have to paste the link here.

It's a clip from Talking Cock in Parliment, it has Hossan Leong singing a spoof of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire. Go watch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myqyKZsknmw

Monopoly!

hellohello, alternative defn of monopoly:

tomorrow's the day!

haaa. just wanted to say to all of you.
jiayou okay? X)

here's a little something =)